Here they are -- we waited a long time for these but they are now available - you will notice some are intended for men as well -- enjoy and remain strong!
§ DAMITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can got to hell for up to 8 full hours!
§ EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.
§ ST. MOMMA’S WORT: Plant extract that treats Mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
§ PEPTOBIMBO: Liquid silicone drinks for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
§ DUMBEROL: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
§ FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
§ MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increase resistance to such lethal lines as, “You make me want to be a better person.”
§ BUYAGRA: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration and credit limit of spending spree.
§ JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
§ ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
§ NAGAMENT: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Depressed? Overworked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
Well here is a pill for you FUKITOL – when life just blows ----Fukitol!
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