My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:
Dear Bubba,It's OK, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.
2 comments:
I'd hire THAT Bubba! The question is: WHAT would I have him do for me! :0)
Hey, Happy Veteran's Day! THANK YOU for serving this great country of ours! :0)
Oh Moonbeam, you know WHAT you could find him to do for you -- life is never dull with Bubba in the hen house.
Have a great day.
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