Just Laugh

Okay, it is Saturday and yes, damnit it is raining, you needed me to tell you that? I didn't think so -- now, what to do today? Of course you can shop, hell folks shop in all kinds of weather -- no wonder misery is everywhere. Or you can stay home, bake, watch TV, read book or hell, take a nap -- whatever.

So here's some things to bring a smile to your face or at least, for a few seconds, give ya something else to think about, okay? Enjoy.

BE FAIR TO ALL

The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School.

In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States.They are pretty simple: the candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.

One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming President.

KC and the class were just taking it all in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating ...

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by c-section???"

And yes, she is a blonde!

IRISH CHRISTENING

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and finds that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot...’ Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?''

Denise' says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought....'I really like Denise

'Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?

'The doctor replies ' Denephew '