A BLONDE’S YEAR IN REVIEW
January:
· took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February:
· Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March:
· Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April:
· Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!
May:
· Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June:
· Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July:
· Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August:
· Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October:
· Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November:
· Baked turkey for 4½ days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December:
· Couldn't call 911.. 'duh'...there's no 'eleven' Button on the stupid phone!!!
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