How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer ..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
As it is anymore.
Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Now you all have a nice day...it is Friday, the weekend is ahead and life remains good!!!
Blame Bill Gates.
1 comment:
i love this!!! i showed it to my adult child but he did not get it. but that's because he had lousy school teachers. i showed it to my husband but he didn't understand it because he didn't see it on tv. i showed it to my best friend... she understood it because she is just like me. (whenever she makes a mistake she says its my fault because i'm rubbing off on her.)
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