Let's see if I understand
How the world works these days...
If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work...
He blames the knife.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the Bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame Television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the Gun Manufacturer.
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the Airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame BILL GATES!!
4 comments:
Well, *it* isn't MY fault! I mean, come on! It's not like I'm a responsable Adult or anything! LOL! :0)
Now, how about this crazy weather this morning?? THAT is not my fault either! :0)
Weather is beautiful, ain't you glad you're here???
Tell ya what, later on let's go outside and make a snowman? Drives people bonkers and kids don't make'em anymore -- stupid kids.
Sounds good to me! (Now where did I put those snow-pants?) LOL!
What's up with kids not making snowmen & snow forts anymore?? I can remember always trying to make them bigger & better than the neighbor's! It was a blast! :0)
Kids don't know what they're missing! :0)
Maybe I should change my company motto. 'OOPS' could give people the wrong impression. I don't want them to think I make mistakes. I just use it when things turn out right.
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