Momma Mia

MOMMA  MIA

For several  years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman.


One night,  she confided to him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his  reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go  back to Italy to secretly have the
child.

Also, if she stayed in Italy  to raise the child, he would provide
child support until the child turned 18.


She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.


To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and

Write “Spaghetti” on the back when the child was born.


He would  then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.

One day, about 8  months later, he came home to his confused wife.

“Honey,” she said, “You  received a very strange postcard today.”

“Oh, just give it to me and  I’ll explain it later,” he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her  husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.

On the  card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra  sauce.