A Home Depot Story !
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. [she was drop dead gorgeous and wearing a top that definitely enhanced her body, if you get my meaning]
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!!!
2 comments:
I usually get my little mind "fix" off of north country now . I haven't figured out how to find it on there since they have re structured their site . Glad I found ya ! Jim
Hi Jim, ya North Country Now was hit with two huge viruses and nobody could get into their site, which was a good thing. I'm not sure they got it fixed yet or not...but hey, you found me, so that's good. Have a great weekend!
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