Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. 
YUP, I'M GONNA BE A BEAR!

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Another Saturday and another rainy day -- I'd build an Ark but I'd need a permit and I ain't about to go ask for one...could you imagine the hassle that would cause?

The Temp is hovring in the low 60s and the wind, well, of course the wind is blowing. But I've been stuck in the house long enough, I'm gonna go drive Wally World Nuts for a while...well, maybe I'll just go to Walgreens and see if I can't bug them instead.  It really doesn't matter, I just gotta get out and see something beside my TV and living room.  Shit, I just need fresh air!!!