Cat Joke

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She

picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell

you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people

buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are

buying the cat food for your cat."

 

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back

to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to

buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we

cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of

old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that

you are buying the dog food for your dog."

 

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

 

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little

old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The

cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

 

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that

would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and

quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells

like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three

rolls of toilet paper."

 

Don't mess with old people.

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Well, it is getting close to departure time...oh man, am I ever ready.  Winter hasn't been all that bad, considering some we have had but this year, we got some snow (not enough to even enjoy snowshoeing, which is horrible) but instead we had lots of damn ice.

I don't know about you folks, but ice belongs in a drink not on the damn road and/or sidewalk.  I have crampons but never feel quite secure and unable to get into a steady pace;therefore, walking was a challenge I just had to do inside cause this ole lady didn't care to break her hip!  Ya, call me a wimp!!!

Anyway, tomorrow I head for Florida, well, actually Syracuse then Wednesday we load up the car and, you got it - ROAD TRIP!  Both my sister and I are so ready to get somewhere warm we really think we can wear shorts/capris and light tops for this trip (hell, we're in the car, crank up the damn heat until we hit warm weather right?).

Well spend Easter with my nephew and then, the 9th head to Tampa to collect the other sister.  Then off we go to explore various Florida sights.  I think this year its Naples, Miami and Key West.  While the fun of checking out places, riding an air boat, trying our luck with paddle surfing, flopping our fat asses on the beach and hitting the water for some snorkeling is great fun the best part is being together.  Now, when the drinks are cold, the reflections are flowing and the thing you hear over and over is:  "Was that the summer I was sent away because I don't remember any of this shit!"