Thursday, April 19, 2012

Child Birth at 65


With all the new  technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine  was able to give birth.
 
When she was discharged from the  hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new  baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can  visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked,  'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She  said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,I asked  again, 'May I see the baby now?' 

'No, not yet,' replied my  friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see  the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?'  I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I  FORGOT WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?'...
 

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