Solutions

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes ?

Think about these:


1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments






C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.


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Don't ya just Maxine? She keeps it simple and answers directly -- gotta love that, right?

Well, its "hump day" aka Wednesday and its overcast and dizzling that lovely liquid sunshine.  Soon I shall head off to Curves and see if I can find any curves on this lovely body...well, lovely in my mind at least. 

George Steinburger died yesterday and now (like you ain't thinking the same thing) we wait to see who the other two shall be; as we all know they come in three's...sweet Mama.