Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then,grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya' doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya' scared the bejeezers out of me," says
an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor."
(Don't make me come 'splain this to you!)
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Wow, Jan 28th, this month has flown by, eh? Been watching the Australian Tennis open and first Nadal is out and then Federer...amazing. I just wonder if the Serb is gonna win a grand slam or will Andy Murray, Britain's wonder hope, will finally get that monkey off his back and win his first ever grand slam. Whatever its gonna be a fun match to watch.
Yes I had surgery on January 13th and I'm in the slow recovery process...I hate that I can't get back into the activities I like but I have learned, I must let my body heal...just wish to hell it would heal faster. And this soft-low-fiber diet is the pits too. Small meals but more often if you can stand it -- but most of all, lots of sleeping.
Hey have a great weekend, life is good.
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