Sunday, January 2, 2011

OMG I am Rich

O.M.G., I'm rich!

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood
 
Lead in the Ass

Iron in the Arteries

And

an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.


 
I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.

See, you too are rich and never knew it, glad to be of service!  Ain't life grand?  Oh come on, we take ourselves way too seriously, lighten up, smile, enjoy life, be a kid once in a while...go outside, toss a snowball, go sledding, make a snow angel or for once, go visit someone and LISTEN to them...shut up and just listen!!!

Hey, it is true that you never really learn to swer until you learn to drive?

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