Tuesday, November 27, 2012

How to Dress After 50


Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . or on the way to 50 . . . are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.


Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. A pierced tongue and dentures

3. Miniskirts and support hose

4. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

5. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

6. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

7. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

8. Bikinis and liver spots

9. Short shorts and varicose veins

10. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

11. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Sunrise -- then no sun later on -- WTH?




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