The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman,
opened his
Eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made
no attempt
The woman glared back at him and said,
"What's wrong
With you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a
naked
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me
tell you
Sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you
like you
Tink; det vould not be proper vair I come
from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded,
"Well, if
You're not staring at my boobs or ass
sweetie, what
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell,
M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am
tinking
To myself,'Vair in DA hell is dis lady
keeping
De money to pay for dis
ride?
Now, that's a REAL
Businessman!
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