Bounce this Along

The US Postal service sent out a message to all Letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away.Use them all the time when playing baseball and Soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The Insects just veer around you. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!

• It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice.
  
• Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
  
• It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.
  
• It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
  
• Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.
  
• Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust From resettling.
  
• Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.
  
• To freshen the air in your home - Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
  
• Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
  
• Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
  
• Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
  
• To freshen the air in your car - Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
  
• Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan.
  
• Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
  
• Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the lose hairs.
  
• Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
  
• Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
  
• Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
  
• Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.
  
• Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.
  
• Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh.
  
• Wet a Bounce sheet, hose down your car, and wipe love bugs off easily with the wet Bounce.
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If I have posted this before, just ignore it -- if not, read and enjoy it -- come on, its Tuesday, the last day of June 2009 --tomorrow we shall embrace July -- aren't you excited? Hey, watch your mouth -- ye gads!