Sunday, June 14, 2009

Hooray for Vodka


Every now and then, someone sends me truly useful information (thanks Jude) and being a good ole soul, I like to pass it along.

So now you can read about the various things good about vodka in case you did not know -- enjoy:

  • To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
  • To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
  • To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
  • Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
  • Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
  • Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
  • Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair....
  • Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
  • Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
  • Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
  • To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
  • To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
  • Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
  • Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
  • Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain

And silly me! I've only been drinking it!

1 comment:

Moonbeam said...

I don't know... seems like a waste of good Vodka! If you drink enough of it, you won't care that you have mildew in your shower, or wine stains, or a tooth ach! :0)