Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Subject: Bungee-jumping in Mexico

Aggie and Clar were bungee jumping one day.



Being an industrious Newfoundlander, Aggie says to Clar, 'You know we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping business in Mexico .'

Clar thinks this is a great idea, so they sell their cabin, pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, the whole nine yards.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd, Clar thought it would be a great opportunity to get the message out to a large group so they should give a demonstration, so Aggie jumps.

She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Clar notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Clar isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again, Clar misses her. Aggie falls again and bounces back up.

This time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Clar finally catches her this time and says, ‘Sweet Jayzuz, Girl, What happened? Was the cord too long?'

Barely able to speak, Aggie gasps, 'No, the bungee cord was fine ...it was the crowd! ...What the F**K is a piñata?!'