Irish Blonde in Casino

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a Little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the Dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm Completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and Squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her Clothes and quickly departed.


The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

Not all blondes are dumb,

But all men.......are men.

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So for some this is return to work after a lovely 3-day weekend, eh?  For many the weekend has been a total bust as there's some "bug" going around that's knocking the crap out of folks and they are sick of coughing, snotty noses and no energy.  My grandson didn't really catch the bug but got another ear infection, high temp and feels like crap too. Then his Daddy caught the cold, then Mommy and now, well, so far Grandma is doing great.

I wanna watch him to give them a break but you see I'm still on this "no lifting" restriction a bit longer.  I can lift stuff, light stuff but he weighs over 25 pounds and that's a bit much for Grandma at this point.  However I am doing my Wii Fitness program, slightly modified to my abilities at this point which is sufficient to see me get a nice workout, slight sweat and no over exertion, so all is good.  Trust me, its been over a month since my surgery but I really am sick of this friggin inactivity and my energy levels are slowing getting stronger and longer, thank goodness.

Ya, I hear ya, me too, Spring shall be here soon enough and then we can bitch about the mud, floods and rushing waters...ya, like you won't being doing this -- ha-ha!  I like Spring, it is my favorite season, no really it is...melting ice, rushing water, trees and bushes starting to bud, and of course mud puddles and mud...love it.  Ya bite ya right back -- keep a positive outlook -- life is good.

Hey, do not resent growing old.  Many are denied the privilege.