Thursday, March 10, 2011

Tiny Cabin

THE TINY CABIN




A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of North Carolina and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?

Ya like you didn't laugh at this one -- sadly it seems like it really could happen, doesn't it?

The temp says 37 degrees, it did snow last night and it did rain and the road looks a bit slick but I have yet to check to ascertain whether or not schools are delayed, closed or still wondering what to do.

Yes, I hear ya, I too am getting a tad weary of these winter storms and just want the warmer weather to arrive.  March is definitely roaring like a lion so maybe May will be "lamb like" weather?  Hey did any of you visit Price Chopper in Potsdam lately?  Ye gads, its like a deep freeze in there -- someone should tell them to turn the damn heat on or something.









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