Thursday, October 2, 2008

Before you die cancel credit cards

Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!)

Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to Citibank.Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.

'Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.'

(Lawyer info was given) Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death.I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great!If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank : 'That might help...'

Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !

Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???

Yup, another case of the smart ones telling us dummies how to do things, gotta love it, right?

3 comments:

JeaneBee said...

This is hysterical! I'm sitting here giggling so hard my eyes are blurring! LOL

I can just imagine it happening!

Thanks for a good start to my day.

JeaneBee
http://superseniorsrock.blogspot.com

Pat said...

Yo Jeanebee, glad you enjoy this story...all too often this crap actually happens. Makes ya wonder who has the brain cell on a given day, don't it?

Visited your blog site too --hurrah another tennis fan - love the game.

Take care, come back soon.

Nana Net said...

Thanks so much for the laugh. Especially where they are given the address at the cemetary!

I know when my brother-in-law passed away we had to send out a copy of his "Death Certificate" to several of his credit card companies! Seems they felt like he abused his cards! Funny they felt that way. Cause he just died in his sleep with no warning or anything! All at the very young age of 50! Oh well short version is they got their copies, and we never were bothered by them again!

BTW, I do love the picture at the top of your page. Such a beautiful fall one! Glad to have found your blog via-jeanebee's blog. I will be back to read more. Have yourself a lovely evening.

Nana Net

http://wwwawbfam.blogspot.com/