A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer ask him are you alleregic to anything?
He replied, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes,' he replied. 'I did two combat tours in Viet nam . "
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes...a MINE exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaced and then said, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M.. every day.."
The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P..M., why do you want me to be here at 10:00 A.M.? why not at 8:00am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
2 comments:
Oh, so THAT'S why all those Government workers are standing around!!??!?!?! No BALLS! LOL!! Figures! :0)
Pat ,
Just got done with the old timer sex one , this one is great too ! Thanks for the laughs.
Jim
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