Then there was the story of two old men sitting on a bench in front of a retirement community.
One turned to the other and said, "George, I'm 87 and I ache all over with severe pain. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"
His friend replied," I feel like a new born baby!"
"Really?" said the first.
Oh yes, I have no hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."
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Yes, friends it is colder than a polar bear's ass out there but the sun is shining and no, I do not play with polar bears --ye gads. However, after I get breakfast and run a few errands, perhaps I'll strap on the snowshoes and do a little snowshoeing today. However, I will wear a scarf around my face today -- that wind chill value is supposedly -26 degrees...yikes.
2 comments:
Pat, I don't know who you are, never met youbut boy do I enjoy your sense of humor.!!!!!!
Good, humor is important. Keep stopping by...always something happening here. And thanks
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