Healthy Insanity

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
   
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
   
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
   
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
   
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'
   
6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
   
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
   
8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
   
9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'
   
10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.
    
11. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Send This text To Someone else who you think is crazy

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So, did you watch the Oscars last night and were you surprised? I haven't seen "hurt locker"but I think that is one movie I wish to see. Did I tell ya, hubby and I went to watch "Cop Out," and we lasted twenty minutes and then, we "copped out." That was way too many f-bombs for us and a script that was way to easy to figure out. But as usual the snack bar provided us with decent snacks!!!

OMG my tulips are popping up! No kidding they are breaking thru and now, now I can watch for deer or some other critters to eat them. Oh well, I plant many so some will survive. And yes, the birds are back too....purple finch (those red headed birds are actually purple finches), chicadees, yellow finches, and even a blue jay. No cardinal yet but give it time! But three wood peckers -- they love the suet!

Well, have a nice week -- Monday is starting off nice -- 45 degrees but I gotta tell ya that breeze is a tad chilly still...damnit!