Rearrange the Letters

Are ye ready for this one? Sure ye are, aren't we all -- enjoy:

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER


DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE


GAUTENG: When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN


THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

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So how did your Monday go?  That good!  Look, someone suggested, seeing as how jobs are limited,unemployment high, that we should focus not on health care but a two day work week and a 5 day weekend!  What the hell, our representatives aren't listenting to us anyway, so what difference does it make?  My only big concern with this health care (and I admit I don't understand nor have I read all of it) is why in hell don't our congressmen and women have to pay just like just mere mortals?