A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he usedhis hand.When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have inyour hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,you scared the shit out of him!"
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
1 comment:
Pat , I love it . A good way to start my green day !
When we were kids a long time ago , my brother was on the little league all star team and they traveled to other towns . We hadn't done a lot of traveling at that stage . He was riding with someone else , when they stopped to eat the Mrs. asked if he needed to use the restroom . He said he wasn't tired . This story reminded me of that . Thanks Jim
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