You know, kids really do say the darnest things and sometimes you just can't do anything but laugh and pass them on...this is an actual conversation with my soon to be 10 year old grandson and his father:
On the way home from the arena Alex and Dad had this conversation
Dad: You need to shower when we get home you kind of smell.
Alex: Can it be a fast one?
Dad: Sure just wash your hair and balls and get out so we can watch the game.
Alex: That gross….you could’ve said wash your hair and the FARM
Dad: what?
Alex: You know the farm…….they say when your fly is down the barn door is open so it must be a farm.
Go ahead, try not to laugh -- you cannot fault his logic, can ya?
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