8 Words with Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other. Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n . Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female . . . A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND

He said-- I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said--- Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said, That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said --- What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said --- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said --- Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.