A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
- Tourist: $5
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for a Politician?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'
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