Oh hell, just read it and laugh -- what else can ya do? We got so much news hitting us these days, who knows what to think -- personally I found this humorous and like you, I too need a laugh each day!
Fox News Alert - This just in from Washington.
Members of the Administration are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named.... "CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this...
Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale.
Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts. Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.
1 comment:
OMG!! THAT was too scary to be funny!!
Just look at the mess the Government has made out of my TV!!
I'm axctually wondering WHERE I'll be able to get good, used parts for my truck in a few years? :0/
As far as I'm concerned where the Government is concerned, less is more! :0)
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