Thought you all might get a kick out of this tidbit -- hey, don't shoot the messenger! Also, it looks like today's weather is gonna make it possible to spend some quality time outside and this ole gal plans to put in some serious snowshoeing, care to join me?
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day r 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk,He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman,You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
If you smoke three packs a day r 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk,He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman,You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to Understand the world.
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my Old wrinkled ass is parked
So, if I die while my Old wrinkled ass is parked
In front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
Hey to all of you making New Year's resolutions tonight, lots of luck with that -- personally, I never found them doable so I don't make them. I wait a few days, let the New Year settle in and then, well, then I consider doing this, stopping that and so on...now that works..but this instant crap, forget it.
Wishing each and everyone of you a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR..2010 IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
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