Reindeer

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and Female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop

Their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
Mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth In the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
Reindeer, they all had antlers so...........EVERY single one of them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red Velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.