The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.


The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

Oh give it up, there aren't many tennis matches happening now...a few left before we end this season a prepare for the next.  However, as much as I love tennis, I also enjoy watching football games, so I'm golden.

Silly weather is driving me bonkers! Wednesday was delightful -- sunny, brisk, light breeze and just a beautiful Fall day, then it ended and now we have seen nothing but rain and they keep saying; "soon we shall see white stuff too."  You know what, bring on the white stuff.  As wet as it is, it ain't gonna stick anyway.

Hey, don't forget to set your clock back Saturday -- we got a lovely extra hour of sleep and then, hey, we can drive out in the morning and see where we are going...I so dislike those dark drives!!!  How can I spot Bambi when its dark???