Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.


One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.


After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' (Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around.)

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Oh come on, you needed some Monday humor!  Ye gads,you are hard to please today -- get over yourself all ready.  Yes, it is Monday, so what, each week has this day, really, so what's your problem?

This is not what you think,the bird is losing his feathers, not pooping~~~
 

Hells bells, I had to "fast" on my birthday and this morning I was at the Lab for blood work and you wanna whine about it being Monday!!!