Well, later on today I shall depart the area and spend the next few days in Washington, D.C. Now what has me a tad leary is the idea that folks are being advised not to hang out in crowds. Ya, and I'm headed where? Maybe I should get and wear a mask?
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!
'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?' The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage,Would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. Would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!' With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot'
3 comments:
Ok, carry that waterless hand cleaner stuff with you & use it every time you touch ANYTHING!! :0)
Also, don't breath IN!! :0)
That way there's NO WAY you'll get Swine Flu! :0)
Okay Moonbeam, if I can't breath in, what in hell can I do? Die!
Ya waterless hand cleaner is a must, got'em! I have a feeling we shan't be amongst the crowds but hang with each other, swap stories, stuff ourselves and drink the good stuff -- oh ya, watch a few movies too.
See ya soon.
LOL!! I KNEW you'd like my suggestions!! :0)
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