FUNNY SIGNS

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on wheels

On a Plumber's truck:' We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'

At a Tire Store 'Invite us to your next blowout.'

On an Electrician's truck:'Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking Area:'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action..'

On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.

On a Fence:'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

At a Car Dealership:'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

In a Vets waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

In a Restaurant window:'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP: 'Best place in town to take a leak.'

Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'