Fun Stuff

Urinals too High

A group of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees to direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 3rd grade."

"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."

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THE DOT

Finally ......................... someone has cleared up the dot ----for centuries; Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

Hope this made you smile!