Bad day at Hallmark

It's kind of fun to capture raindrops in a tulip leaf or is that snow drops? Hard to know this time of year. However, so far my tulips are thriving. Did have a critter show up two nights ago, had a little feast, went and got some smelly spray and no more critters. I gotta tell ya, that spray smells like skunk -- even I don't want to go near the flowers - yikes!



Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day???

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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"

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I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go.....
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

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So, it is Thursday, the weather is starting to warm up and I bet alot of folks are gonna be on the road today. Gotta get those shopping trips in before the weekend and oh ya, the kids school break starts tomorrow too. Well, whatever you do,have fun and for goodness sakes, keep smiling!!!