Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My Turn


Ever have one of those days or moments when you say, “screw it, my views, thoughts, opinions, rants and bitches are just as entertaining and news worthy as everyone else’s? Sure you do, come on, admit it – there, don’t you feel better? Thought so!

Damn we are a judgmental group of people – I mean, could any of us endure the close scrutiny and constant attention some of these celebs endure daily? Okay, they want fame and this is part of the price. First they just want to be noticed and love it, then it gets down right silly and they spend thousands of dollars seeking privacy and want to smash every camera in sight. Gee, fickle lot, aren’t they!

Okay, let’s look at some of the recent shit and whether you agree or not, really does not mater – this is MY TURN! Do I give a rip that Britney’s ex has put on some major pounds and his ex-girlfriend claims this is due to being a stay at home Daddy! Hello, stay at home – this man gets “paid” to watch his own kids – how friggin bad is that?

Then we got Jon who’s having a fling with a friend but its just a friendship and he is after all single. In the meantime, Kate is playing mother of the year and concentrating all her energy on taking care of the kids – like how many do they have – twins and six more – are we suppose to suddenly see her as the better parent? Look, I watched that show and thought she was one bossy bitch – I actually felt sorry for poor Jon. He could not do one damn thing to please her!

We’re still debating and searching for who’s the mother of Michael Jackson’s youngest child, Blanket – we also have his doctor under investigation and let’s not forget the mother of the other two, Debbie Rowe – look, will any of this bring Michael back, no. Will any of this keep his Daddy (who nicely claims he never was abusive to Michael) away from his kids – hopefully sufficient legal eagles will make this impossible.

Okay, let’s get closer to our real lives. Route 56 from Norwood toward Potsdam is under construction – now, why in hell was this road deemed in need of paving? I can suggest a couple other roads that really need paving and trust me; they really need paving, potholes are deeper than some canyons! AND this is causing some major traffic delays – so, again, leave earlier than normal to get to work on time!

Oh sheet, let’s get stupid over this weather. We have all ready been advised this wet stuff has hurt crops, hay fields and yards. Yards because folks don’t wait for this stuff to really dry before they hop on their riding mowers and head out --- and now we are leaving ruts and tracks in their yard – oh it is a pretty sight and these ass holes blame the weather– holy Agnes!!

Screw it, I could rant for days and it won’t change a damn thing. I’m gonna head out and see my brother -- we can swap stories and suffer in this heat together…hell, if lucky, he may even offer me a cold one. As for you, well, do what ya gotta do – rant if you want, this hump Wednesday is perfect for ranting….
Oh, regardless of what you do, keep smiling, okay?
Oh the photo -- that's the 4 stage of life!!!

Moonbeam if you see this and reply, Storm cloud will see you for lunch tomorrow...yaHOO!

2 comments:

Moonbeam said...

Woo-Hoo!! LUNCH OUT!! I hope the restaraunt is open this time! :0)

Pat said...

Me too, if not, I'm picking the place next time, holy sheet!