Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
Hey, get real I did say shortest fairy tale, right? What in hell did you think it would be this long drawn out thing?
I'm waiting for the rain, which will surely happen and at the same time, watching the village mow the Library grass and thinking "shit, that means I gotta mow mine or it'll look worse than it does now -- shit and double shit." Life is so damn good I just wanna party all day and night!~
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