Red-Headed Babies

Okay, before I get to this red-headed baby business, let me say, along with everyone else -- Happy September 1st...thar, happy now? I know, it's not fair, we didn't even get a real summer but hey, you get what you get, that's all anyone can tell ya.

Maybe we will have a very mild, gentle, lovely winter -- what the hell, something has to change and it might as well be that scene, eh? Oh yes, some snow but not so cold and fewer ice-covered roads, now that would be delightfu. Okay, okay, let's not go there yet -- it is just September and we could have an Indian Summer, right?

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said.’ Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.’ This can't be,our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this, How often do you have sex??? '
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'