Panties on the Plane

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Panties On A Plane

Three large black Southern ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all , but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I get on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, deys gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floessant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, deys can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.........

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties cos, honey, deys always look for da Black Box first'