I just got this and thought I’d share – it’s questions and answers from an AARP Forum. These brain sticks obviously need a new outlet for all their creative juices:
Q. Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction
Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q. How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A. Take off your glasses.
Q. Seriously! What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A. Go braless. It will usually pull them out!
Q. Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A. Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q. Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A. Yes. Matthew 14:92 “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt.”
Q. As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A. Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Okay, last one – enjoyed it so far, right?
Q. What is the most comment remark made by 60+year olds when they enter antique stores?
A. “Gosh, I remember these.”
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, right?
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