Sunday, February 8, 2009

Follow Me On This

Let's see if I understand


How the world works these days...

If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work...

He blames the knife.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,

He blames the Bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

You blame Television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

You blame the Gun Manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead,

The mother of the crazed deceased blames the Airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame BILL GATES!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, *it* isn't MY fault! I mean, come on! It's not like I'm a responsable Adult or anything! LOL! :0)

Now, how about this crazy weather this morning?? THAT is not my fault either! :0)

Pat said...

Weather is beautiful, ain't you glad you're here???

Tell ya what, later on let's go outside and make a snowman? Drives people bonkers and kids don't make'em anymore -- stupid kids.

Anonymous said...

Sounds good to me! (Now where did I put those snow-pants?) LOL!

What's up with kids not making snowmen & snow forts anymore?? I can remember always trying to make them bigger & better than the neighbor's! It was a blast! :0)

Kids don't know what they're missing! :0)

WiseAcre said...

Maybe I should change my company motto. 'OOPS' could give people the wrong impression. I don't want them to think I make mistakes. I just use it when things turn out right.