Monday, February 9, 2009

WAY TOO MUCH INFO


So did you make a snowman yesterday or not? Someone got real busy and came up with this guy and made the point that they are sick of snow!



Quite a message, eh?



Some days it just doesn’t pay to read the news but other days, well, some of the stuff is worth a good giggle if nothing else. Now if you are dealing with or suffering from Cabin Fever, here’s a new thing to try.

Naked mountain hiking! Now doesn’t that sound like fun? Seems this is a popular German tradition and after a wave of naked hiking – this small Swiss village has announced that in the future, naked hikers will face on the “spot” fines of 200 Swiss francs, which is approximately 170 US dollars. The village wishes to protect their youth from these immoral habits. Hey, this is the same village which gave women the right vote only in 1990. Ya, I wanna live here!

MILKMAN DELIVERS

Oh ya gotta like this milkman -- LONDON - A British prosecutor says an elderly milkman supplied customers with cannabis as well as bottles of milk. Robert Holding, 72, delivered marijuana as he made his daily rounds in the town of Burnely, in northwestern England.

Prosecutor Sarah Statham said Friday that Holding offered the drug to elderly customers suffering from aches and pain. She says the customers left Holding notes on their doorsteps to order the drug.
According to Britain's dairy industry, around 1.5 million British homes have milk delivered by a milkman. Deliveries have declined over the last 20 years. Holding pleaded guilty to supplying the drug and was given suspended jail sentence of 36 months. Even the Brits got a wicked sense of humor!

And to think, it’s just MONDAY! Holy sheet, this is gonna be one interesting week.

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So, how are those lovely New Year resolutions coming along? Sticking to that diet, right? Haven’t lost a freakin pound but it's not your fault, its that damn bathroom scale that never did work properly! You have cut down on your food intake, you even moved your ass a few times aka exercised and still you haven't lost one stinkin pound. So, you said screw it, and blew the whole diet and the resolution, right? What now? Do you "re-oath" the resolution or find a new one? Me, I'd go for a new one -- the old one sucked, who'd want to keep that sucker!

It's a proven fact that we tend to eat more and gain weight in the winter months and even if we exercise and watch what we eat, it will be harder to maintain or lose weight. However, and I honestly like this concept, staying fit is what matters. Being able to walk, bend and fit into jeans is more appealing than screaming "I lost ONE POUND this week."

Hey, if you feel good, you're moving and keeping even a half way active life style, smile and know life is good. More later -- time to find that donut!

3 comments:

WiseAcre said...

Whoever build that snowman didn't go far enough. I say burn it at the stake.

On the spot fine? Just where do they think the violators are going to pull cash out of?

Anonymous said...

I'm LOVING the hanged snowman!! Wish I had a tree in my yard! :0)

Pat said...

WiseAcre, my thoughts exactly when I read the "spot fine" nonsense. I don't know, Swiss folks are kind of goofy and the Germans, hell they probably carry a purse with them...naked or not they gotta have coin for their beer!!!