A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a Long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."
"Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired but, otherwise, looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?
You'll love the answer..................
The wife replies, -- " I did, they're in your tackle box "
5 comments:
I love this one.
That's great!
Here's one for you..
A husband is helping his wife set up a new computer. The computer asks for a administrative password, and he types in MYPENIS. The wife fell over laughing when the computer said "Error, too short."
LOL!! Don't know which one I like better!! LOL!! :0)
Oh Jessica, that one is just precious, thanks!
So when is that baby due?
Supposed to be mid June, but I'll find out tomorrow if the doc is going to induce me in the next week or two.
Oh!! You'll like what I saw today at Walgreens!
The his and her's double pack of KY....with rubber gloves right next to it!
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