I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

Packing? Oh let's not rush this number -- I won't depart until 11 am. on Wednesday, got plenty of time to pack -- never rush packing. If you do, you'll repack so many times you'll drive yourself bonkers! And in the process forget stuff...make a list, lay stuff out, pack and zip that suitcase and call it done -- end of story!
I heard a phrase today, that I have heard many times before but I just realized how dumb it sounds. "She (or he) wouldn't say shit if they had a mouth full of it!" Well, dumb nuts, could you say shit if your mouth was full of shit? Well, could you? See, I told you it was a dumb phrase. Now, think of others that rate right up there with this one!
Keep smiling...life is good!!!
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