THE WEIRD CONTINUES

The only reason the photo is there is so you KNOW who in hell this woman is -- like you care!

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault after allegedly punching a fan at a posh charity ball in London.

So what happened this time? Seems she changed her mind, imagine, she changed her mind. First she agreed to pose for photos but changed her mind and hit the singer in the eye instead while screaming, “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this anymore!” [stop you can't scream that on this blog, potty mouth!]


CHRIS BROWN CHARGED

Chris Brown has been charged with assault and making criminal threats following the appalling attack on his girlfriend Rihanna.
Brown however did not enter a plea to the charges at Los Angeles Superior Court. He could face up to four years in prison if convicted.
Brown, 19, was dressed in a sober grey suit, white shirt and tie and said nothing but to confirm his name.

And this is the same jerk that Rihanna has now taken back into her life – what she likes beatings? Hey, girl, wake up before this jerk does some truly serious damage to you – like ends your life!!! The decisions of some people just freakin amaze me!


MICHEAL JACKSON

Michael Jackson was greeted by hundreds of screaming fans when he announced his 10 dates at London's O2 Arena yesterday afternoon.
The King of Pop was at the southeast London venue, formerly known as the Millennium Dome, to reveal he was making his comeback. Are we ready for another round of Jacko? I mean this is getting a tad old and lately the tabloid rumor mill has him dealing with a flesh eating skin disease…ya right! Can you say, "no more thriller Jacko, we be done with you and your crap?"

£100,000 spent on toilets and beds for fat people

Almost £100,000 has been spent on reinforced beds and toilets for fat people at just one NHS authority. [I’m guessing this means a British nursing home].

The cash has bought items such as 12 beds, 30 chairs and 67 extra-strong toilet seats, at £400 each, over three years in Islington, North London. Anita Rush, a nurse specializing in obese care, said: "This sort of cost is not unusual. Most of it is bespoke." [Bespoke? What a clever word!]

But Matthew Elliot, of the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: "It's not fair that if you live healthily, your only reward is to pay a bill for other people who couldn't be bothered." [This guy sounds more like an American than a Brit – want some cheese with that wine?]

END OF THAT -- WE GOT ENOUGH OTHER THINGS TO ENJOY

Ever wonder what happens to all those Xmas trees you took to the curb? Well, here they are -- want'em back? Oh they'll get put thru the chipper and little blocks of wood will be used to make paths or some such nonsense. Ya, they will get recycled!!!

Okay, it is Friday and unless you refuse to move from your cave, have no way to get the news or check on the outside world, its 50 degrees out there! Yes, 50 degrees. Okay, there is a light sprinkle and later it might actually rain hard but come on people, 50 degrees! Damn that is wonderful. Yes, of course there's a breeze but that makes a wind chill of around 40 degrees -- we can handle that, right? Hey, let's just remember, Spring is coming and soon, tulips will start popping up!

As for me, I am still amazed that I was able to capture two woodpeckers on film, yesterday. I want to rush to the same site with my bigger camera and try again but I fear this was a one time deal and I got what I got. Still it was cool and I enjoyed watching them.

Oh sheet, Sunday Daylight Savings Time Begins...remember to set your clock forward -- yes "spring forward, fall back." Go the other way and you'll really have some explaining to do.

Here's your brain motivational tip of the day:

Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.